conversation at the drive up window.

Friday during work, I had been telling my coworker about my joke that nobody laughed at (see previous post) as well as other awkward or embarrassing moments I have experienced, and she was just having a great time hearing about these. Little did I know I was about to create another one.

A guy pulls up to the drive-up window and asks for a coffee with cream and sugar and hands me his deer themed "to-go" mug. Seeing this must have triggered my brain to use my recently acquired hunting knowledge. This is the conversation that followed:

Me: "Oh, do you hunt?"

Him: (looking confused) "ughhh... no?"

Me: "Oh. Ok...." (To my coworker: "A coffee with cream and sugar") I begin to put his order into the register.

Him: "Did you just ask me if I had a coupon?"

Me: "haha, no! I asked if you hunted."

Him: "Yea, I hunt."

Me: "Oh, bow opener is tomorrow. Do you bow hunt?"

Him: "Nope, not this year. (as he is trying to figure me out) Do you hunt?"

Me: "No... (i hand him his coffee)... but I'm a good shot!"

Him: "...." (drives away)

Coworker: "HAHAHAHA I'm a good shot! HAHAHA"

I'm pretty sure that man will never come back for coffee.