Jess and I are on our second ferry of the trip. We are on our way to Syros for the night so that we can get to Mykonos… the party island!
But before I get into that, I’ll write about our experiences in Santorini.
Day 1: We got to Santorini around 4 or so on Thursday the 14th. When we got off the ferry, there were masses of people holding up signs trying to get us to rent a car, go to their hotel, or get in their taxi. They would ask thinks like “you need room?”. I was getting nervous because 1) there were so many people with signs and 2) none of the signs said VILLA RENA, our hotel. Finally, a man chased us down and asked if we needed a room, when we told him that we already had one, he asked where and then motioned for us to follow him. He yelled something in Greek and the driver for our hotel’s van introduced himself. After Jess and I got in the van, we realized how creepy this could potentially be. “Come into my white van, I will take you someplace nice.” sounds extremely pedophile. Yes, we are in our 20s but we are young and easily persuadable. “Ne, ne, young, attractive, Greek, van-driver… will you assist me with my luggage so I can get into your unmarked van?”
We leave the port and we joke with the Australian women (maybe mid to late 40s) in the seat in front of us. Jessie tells them that we have been saying that this is our honeymoon because Santorini is supposed to be so romantic. The blonde one was quick and responded with “This is our 25th anniversary.” We questioned that comment every time we saw them and concluded that their relationship was strictly platonic.
By the time we got to our hotel it was about 5 but seemed like it was only 3. So, we lay out by the pool for a while before getting ready for dinner. When we arrived at the hotel, the man who always wore a polo in a pink shade gave us some information about the island and told us some places he recommended for dinner. We followed his advice and went to a Taverna. Once there, we began talking to a couple there. They must have taken a liking to us because the offered to buy us a half liter of the house wine. THANKS! We got our meal and our free wine. Then we learned that if you sit long enough, they bring you out more free stuff, I think it’s because they like to say “eets on de house” but that’s just a guess. So in all, we ended up getting 2 free half liters of house wine and a free dessert. Two things that I would like to note about this dinner: we saw over 50 donkeys pass the restaurant on the way back to the stables; and that Greece must not believe in high-chairs because the (maybe 15 month old) baby behind us fell flat on her face. (She was okay, the dad calmed her down and then checked her nose bridge, “eets o-k”) By the end of our dinner and our liter of wine, we were ready to be rolled out of the taverna.
Day 2: We woke up early so that we could catch the boat tour of the Volcano and Hot-spring. Sounds exciting, right? Yea. Ok so, we have to go to the center of town and then walk down a whole bunch of steps. (look at the picture of the port with Fira lurking on top to get an idea of how far we had to go) The walk down was fine but I was so nervous about missing the boat that every time the steps would switch back a couple times, I would tell Jessie the time. She finally got sick of that and the next time after I told her the time, she looks at me and goes, “Hey Laur, what time is it?”. Alright, I got the point. We get on our boat and continue to wait 15 minuets for other people.
The Volcano was pretty cool. The views were awesome but I was expecting to see an ideal volcano, similar to the pictures I used to draw as a child. I was also expecting that when we got to the top, we would see a hole or something. Disappointment. We hiked up to the top and then around it to see the different views. I think the closest we were to seeing the volcano’s hole (no, that’s not what he said) was when we smelt the sulfur.
We had an hour at the volcano and then we got back onto our boat and went to the hot springs. The tell us to go down to the first level of the boat. I am expecting something like a large hot tub in a cave that we would have to take a mini boat to get to. Wrong. When we came down the steps, a man that worked on the boat looked at me, “ready to jump?” he asked with a smirk. Wait… really? We are jumping. Jess and I head back up the steps because we are still fully clothed. We strip down to our suits and I give my camera to two girls who aren’t going in. As we are doing so, we see a German (maybe?) man jump in and give a yell in a way that lets everyone know that the water is freezing. At this point, there was nothing left to do but jump. So we did! and the man was right, it was freezing! Now we have to swim to the hot spring. I’m struggling because its cold and I wasn’t a swimmer for my entire childhood and by the time I get less than half way there, Jess is already there. The water warmed up as we went along and we got to the hot spring, however, I would have liked to have named it a “luke warm spring”.
There were a few couples making out… and by a few I mean one. So two people among maybe close to 40 people in this area about as big as a standard swimming pool. The spring wasn’t romantic, or as Jessie put it, “not particularly enjoyable”. The water was just luke-warm and there were little red things floating in the water. It was like a red moss or something. I don’t know, it was just weird. By the time we get to the hot spring, analyze it, it was time to swim back. Jessie is already on the boat and I am switching between backstroking, doggy paddling and what ever that one thing is called when you swim like a frog would. I get a few feet away from the boat and the blow the horn… I get it, I’m coming. There were probably three people behind me and the boat had to back up for two of them. I was really just going for a leisurely swim?
The boat goes back to the volcano to pick up the stragglers there and then back to the port. We find the gang of old Greek men gathered by the steps and when the make the gesture of riding a donkey, Jessie and I start screaming “NE NE NE NE NE NE NE NE NE!” and clapping. We look like two idiots but at this point the sun has been beating down on us for about 5 hours and we don’t care. We pay the 5 euro and get on our donkeys! NE NE NE NE!!! I give my first attempt to get on the donkey but my strap of my tank top get stuck on the saddle and rips a little. I tried to explain it to the old man, but when I went for my second attempt he pushes my butt so I get up all the way. Keep in mind, my pants are soaking and look like I peed them because my swimsuit was wet when I put them on. So the man gives a look like “eww” and wipes his hand off on his pants. He slaps the donkey’s butt and we are on our way up to town.
Our donkeys were kind of like us. Mine was a very slow and Jessie’s was always 15 steps in front of me. One couple got donkeys and theirs passed mine although I didn’t even see them at the bottom. The man’s donkey stopped a couple times and I would pass him and slap his donkey’s butt to keep going. Mine kept stopping to eat and at one point decided that the bushes tasted better a little farther down… I yelled at it saying I wanted to go up and then yelled OPA! and gave it a kick. We eventually made it to the top and the donkeys instinctively “parked” by the rest of the other donkeys.
We did some shopping in town and then went to our hotel to shower before we walked to go rent scooters. The man wouldn’t let Jessie rent one because she didn’t have her license and then he wouldn’t let us take a scooter because I didn’t have experience on one. So we got a bright yellow ATV instead. The sign to rent them was extremely deceiving as we didn’t pay 8 euro as the neon orange number indicated, we payed 15. There was a 5 euro fee so we could come back with an empty tank, im not really sure what the other fee was but he didn’t speak English very well and kept asking if we wanted insurance then said something like 3,000 euro. What? O-well we didn’t get the insurance. I got a mini tutorial about how to drive it and then we were off to watch the sunset in Oia!! WEE!!! I go to make a U-turn, but the ATV sucks at turning and has no reverse, so we look at the guy and he comes, picks up the back and turns us so we are facing straight. Ok, now we were off!!
While we were on our way there, Jessie said we should name our ATV and asked if I had any suggestions. I screamed Pegasus with excitement and threw my left fist in front of me like a super hero. (Again, we have been in the sun all day.) Pegasus maxed out at 42 kilometers per hour and between 18 and 20 when going up any sized hill. We make it just in time for sunset in Oia. Beautiful!
We had eaten gyro for lunch at 3ish so dinner for me was a piece of extremely chocolate cake and for Jessie it was a two flavored ice cream cone. Perfect. We walked around and then went into a bar for drinks. We found two bar stools and I go to grab one to sit down on and this man pulls it away and then gives it to his boyfriend. Ah well, you win some you loose some. We got our drinks and then walked to the back of the bar. We started talking to this guy from Australia because he had just come from Mykonos… where we are going to. Then his friend comes over and we are all talking. When Jess and I leave, we decide that we are the only people our age in this town. It is a blue and white utopia for people in their 30s or late 60s.
Day 3: Saturday morning we sleep in for a little while. We have planned a day at the beaches and I am pumped until I notice that I got sunburt the day before so bad that I have blisters on the tops of my shoulders. Sad. We still went. I just wore the tunic shirt I bought in Rome and leggings over my suimsuit. We went to the black sand beach first. The sand was so hot if your skin touched it. I tried to read a magazine for as long as possible to let my friend get her tan on because I know she would do the same for me.
Around 3, I get hungry and we get back onto Pegasus and fly to get some gyro up the road. I ask for no tomato or onion on mine, but he doesn’t speak English that well and I get both. I start to pick them off and the two men are saying stuff in Greek and the one who made it starts to take it away. (side note: if I haven’t already said this, the people I have encountered who don’t speak English usually know “eets o-k” and “eets no problem”) So as he started taking it away I pull a Mary Kay and say “it’s okay, it’s not a problem” except I say it just the way they do… “eets o-k, eeets no problem, eeets o-k”. He responds with the same phrasing and I get my gyro back.
When we finish lunch, Jessie goes to the bathroom and the guy who made our gyro tries to ask me a question. I have to idea what he is asking so I just say “um I don’t really know?” but he keeps asking me so I just smile politely and shrug my shoulders with a confused look on my face. He says something and then comes back with three shot glasses. OH! He was asking if we wanted a shot of Ouzo, their liquor that tastes like black licorice. Its all Greek to me. Jessie comes back and he says “Yamás” and we all clink shot glasses and take them like champs. (more free stuff!)
We hopped back on Pegasus and went to the Red Beach. It was so gorgeous my words wouldn’t do it justice. I was really happy to be there. We found a little porch type thing, so I got shade and Jessie continued to get her tan on. PERFECT. I sat in my shade and rubbed aloe on my shoulder about every 10 min. We stayed there until 6 because we had to return Pegasus by 7:30.
Driving back to Fira was really funny. There were so many other people on ATVs on the road, that it became a club almost. We were still in our goofy mood, so we would honk and wave at the other ATV people. The best response we got was with this one couple. The girl in back was so happy; she waved with her whole arm and the guy in front honked his horn and stood up and waved. NICE WORK!
We returned Pegasus and went back to the hotel. We went for another ridiculous meal at the first place we passed that was selling food at a reasonable price. I got a waffle with strawberries, apples, bananas, kiwi and whip cream and Jessie got an extremely delicious looking tuna salad. After dinner we went back to re pack our suitcases for Syros and Mykonos!
Well that’s all for now!
Yamás!
-Vinny
p.s. Jessie came up with the title because while we were in Santorini we have taken so many different modes of transportation: ferry, van, boat, donkey, ATV, taxi, walking, hiking, and swimming.